Willie says: "I walked into a hardware store and some old guy in a black shirt and an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily, I got the first punch in and sorted him out. We must all be on our guard..."
Captain Pete: "I heard the story of the gentleman in John Lewis's being asked if he wanted bedding by an eager female assistant. I had a coincidental misfortune in the newsagents. I asked the young lady if she kept stationery. "Only until the last few minutes", she replied, "and then I go wild!"
5 March 2010
Something for the Weekend
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I had a bit of trouble once in a Glasgow chip sop, I asked for a large sausage and the proprieter, a mean looking man if ever I saw one, said, “Do you want battered”! Quick as a flash I got my right hook in, and feld the shop before there was any more trouble!