24 February 2010

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Is it yourself? I was beginning to wonder if you'd ever turn up. And what do you think of it so far? Pause for classic Morecambe and Wise retort... As I remark in the "Comments" column, the only disappointment so far is the marked lack of provender or vittles. Hardly an early morn went by in the quondam days of "Wake" that we weren't up to our shoulder-pads in pies, snorkers, turkeys, puddens and chicken tikka masala. Here we are dribbling at the thought of Sunday roast, and what have we got so far? Zip, nada, a yawning gap and a rumble from where our stomachs used to be... If you care nothing for me, spare a thought for Barrowlands Boyd, starving producer. Anyone got a deep-fried haggis?
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DIANE ORMROD says:

where can we get tickets for your sunday show please as we would love to come and join in fun
regards
Diane

Mother Souperior , Sisters of Perpetual PMT says:

I remember you wailing about the lack of provender during the Pilot at which point varicose packets of biscuits and snacks were passed to the end of rows and, as advised by “security”, taken to the BACK of the theatre….. We noticed YOU didnt get them. Perhaps a word in the ear of young Barralands?

If the stuff we nicked from a number of three star hotels in the night didnt get to you we cant be expected to bake/order deliveries/raid local restaurants ( I recommend the chickpea, spinach and sprout curry) can we?

Togmeister says:

So,that’s what’s happening to my vittles ! Starving Togs nicking grub from their overnight B’nBs just to keep the wolf from my door,and “Security”,long in Barrowlands pocket,smuggles the provender back to him.I wouldn’t be surprised if Deadly wasn’t involved. He’s got a nose for food….Actually,he’s got a nose that’s hard to ignore…I miss him on a Sunday,he’susually out,snuffling for truffles…

michael casey says:

my wife has just come home with Chinese buns, she is Chinese herself. But after prayer meetings she brings home food for me. So tonight its Chinese buns made by Nancy’s mum, I will enjoy all 10 of them. They taste a bit like dumplins.
ttfn

Nicki says:

Where is Deadly? And what about Charlie too? I know where Lynne and Johnny Marsh are, will any of them be joining you on a Sunday? Really enjoying it by the way. :D

Tigger says:

There is only one way to make sure you have plenty of ‘light nibbles’ (aka snorkers, pies, and cakes) – invite some chefs on the show! :)

Mike Minor-Double says:

Ah, but the ginger whinger is also whining that he’s getting no victuals on his breakfast show! Must be the recession hitting the bakers too. There’s no such thing as a free breakfast/Sunday lunch!

kate enright says:

Missing Wogan so much I put a good wedge of cash on his name sake in the big race at Doncaster today and Wogan , professional as ever, delivered at 5/1! You can’t keep an old horse down . Thanks Terry and your new show is just about enough to keep my wogan withdrawal tremors at bay. Kate

Beckie says:

Hi Mr Wogan (:
Were a bunch of school kids and are going to do a project for our school based on politics.
We have to each take on a role of a political party. We got the Monster Raving Looney Party(:
We were overjoyed >.< We were also wondering if you could help us out by giving us a few tips ? Much appreicated :D

David Reed says:

Guten morgen Togmeister du bist hier noch mal,
What a ray of sunshine you are, thanks for surrendering part of Sunday to share with us, but a slice of pie is better than none! With your new show is it a possible window for a debut by Boggy on the keyboard and the irrepressible Deadly and you singing The Hippopotamus Song a la Flanders and Swann? We miss you all, the banter, quips, fun and general lift to the day, but we hope you are enjoying the change, you deserve it. Thanks for all the many, many years of pleasure and happiness you have brought to the Nation.
David Reed (aka Dirty Dave)

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