24 February 2010

Boom tish!

A German doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so far advanced, we can take a kidney out of one patient, put in another, and have them looking for work in six weeks."



A French doctor: "That's nothing. We can take a lung from one person, put it in another, and have them looking for work in four weeks."

An English doctor: "Hah! We can take a man with half a brain from Scotland, put him in Number 10, and have half the country looking for work in 24hours"....

Boom tish!
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Millicent Grumble says:

The other half of the brain lives at number 11. There may have been a small disagreement in the past. Alledgedly.

Fred Hart says:

The question is… what did the Scottish doctor say!?

Dr Findlay says:

The Scottish doctor said “I wonder how much I can get for this half of a brain?”

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